He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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