Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I fill condoms, not promises.
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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