he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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