Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
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Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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