Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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