his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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