i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
this boner is exhausting
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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