I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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