I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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