shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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