: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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