If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
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We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Come share oat with me in your robe
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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