I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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