An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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