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(408): View more from California

hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner

(1-408): View more from California

if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months

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(517): View more from Michigan

i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.

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(239): View more from Florida

If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.

(870): View more from Arkansas

And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.

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