it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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