8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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