just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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