Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
She tied me up with her honor cords...
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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