you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Randomize
