Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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