Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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