its not stalking. its research.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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