Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
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Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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