Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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