just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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