It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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