we have officially lost it.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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