I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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