Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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