Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
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I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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