Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Randomize
