problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
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I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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