He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
