She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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