no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
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just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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