i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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