I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Randomize
