My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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