Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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