He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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