is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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