What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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