I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Randomize
