direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
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Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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