I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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