ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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