? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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