how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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