"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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