How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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