Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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