I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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