i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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